Saturday, January 31, 2009

Yelling at Your Crotch

is so much safer than holding a cellphone to your ear, right?

As I accidently pass my destination, the person meeting me is calling to see if I'm lost.

I'd love to assure her that i am not, and am almost there.

But alas! Me without a hands free earpiece.

So I click answer on the cell sitting in my lap... but can't seem to make the speakerphone work .

Picture me driving down 7th in Long Beach screaming "HOLD ON A SEC! I CAAAN'T HEEEAR YOU!" down at my lap. Eyes on the road? Nope.

If I could hear with my vagina, I'da been golden. no such luck.

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